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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
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It’s getting harder by the minute to be jobless and bored all the time. Yes, I watch stuff on my laptop, add things to my iPod, read, maintain my weight, take care of my skin and hair, keep up with fashion news, and all that stuff. I even learned to make pasta in pink sauce, a couple of desserts, and stuff like that. But really? What else is there? I’m becoming shallow and superficial as my brain cells rot then die. So, I thought of starting up something of my own. I’m not all that sure of how it’s going to work out, but I have a talent I really want to put to good use.
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I love my sis-in-laws three sons. They’re the most amazing company one could ask for. Besides drawing and posting their own work on our fridge, they have a lot of funny conversations with us and with everyone around them. Examples?
Their friend: *talking into a toy walkie talkie* Call the police. Call the police.
Son II: Shut up! I’m Power Ranger Red!
Son I: La meta ma toldeen?
Me: Ana mu 7amel 3ashan olad!
Son I: Ee, la meta?
Me: Madry, enta al7een sh3alaik meni?
Son I: Nabi y9eer 3endina cousin!
Me: Right, w etha yebt baby bet6egouna wela tel3eboun weya?
Son II (notice that he’s been quiet all along except to answer this question): Ben6ega! *realizes that was very wrong* Aaammm Aaamm.. Nel3ab weya! *big grin*
Son III just started talking and said my name right after “Mama” and “Baba.” So, when he saw N. taking our luggage to the car for a short trip he panicked and yelled, “WAIN AYTA?!”
<3
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1N.
wrote on 10 January 2010 at 16:32
I love them, Allah ekhaleehom enshalla. I’m sure with this patience, you will be rewarded greatly.
Ya36ech el 3afiya baby ;*
2Amethyst
wrote on 10 January 2010 at 17:19
N.
I’m sure they love us, too!
7ayaty, Allah y3afeek;*
3Vinnie
wrote on 11 January 2010 at 14:26
So, when u toldeen bissalama. Keep your child away from the 2nd one
Do some community service, join an organization
Something like free speech or transparency.. totally up to u
that will give you self satisfaction and give u decent connections
What kind of job are you looking for atm?
Finding a job and getting started takes a loooong time here, best of luck with that
4Amethyst
wrote on 11 January 2010 at 14:37
Vinnie
The 2nd one is my favorite though! I spend more time with him than the time I spend with the other two combined. Sigh. Y9eer khair when i get pregnant.
Suggest places. A random list of community service organization things is not going to help because I tried already.
Anything that is in the field of my degree.
It really doesn’t. The times are wrong because the economy isn’t doing very well;/
5Vixen
wrote on 12 January 2010 at 18:12
Hope you find a job soon.. keep playing sudoko till then to make sure ur brain cells stay in tip top shape ;*
6Amethyst
wrote on 12 January 2010 at 19:07
Vixen
Me too! I love sudoko, been addicted for several years. Newspapers, books, puzzle books, iPod.. Sigh!
7Mrm
wrote on 13 January 2010 at 17:13
follow the amethyst brick road!
8Mrm
wrote on 13 January 2010 at 17:15
oh, and u need to stop being such a chick. u DONT NEED ANY DIETS!
however there is one way to make u feel better about urself without having to torture urself with unnecessary diets: fatten up the hubby, and u miraculously seem slimmer!
9Amethyst
wrote on 13 January 2010 at 21:50
Mrmf
I love the sound of that! I must steal it and put it somewhere;p
I’m not being a chick. You haven’t seen me in a while. Sigh. And the hubby lost weight.
Abi abchi
A b i A b c h i.
10Pisces Chick
wrote on 5 February 2010 at 15:42
Adorable kids .. They reminded me of my 3 nephews :*
11Amethyst
wrote on 5 February 2010 at 23:32
Pisces Chick
They are! Sigh.. I can’t wait to have kids of my own!