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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
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Yes, I’ll save you the excuses. I’ve been bored, unemployed, and sick. Yay?
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Proof that I will be a bad mother:
I went to Johnny Rockets with The Hubsand, my sister-in-law, her husband, and their two kids. We decided to sit outside because the weather was great, cool breeze and all. We ordered, our food came, and we started eating. All was going perfectly well when two slinky cats show up. The younger of the two kids stands on the chair and starts crying because he’s scared of the cats. In attempt to get him to sit down and understand that there’s no point in him standing on a chair and falling off if the cat gets close and he panics, what did the Amethyst say?
“Sh7aga wagef 3ala elkersi?! Ya3ni ma tadri ena elga6wa tegdar etne6 3alaik?!”
“Why are you standing on the chair?! Don’t you know that the cat can jump high enough to reach you?!”
Of course, the kid freaked out more and started screaming loudly for us to take him home. I mean, really? Did I have to say that? Where’s the logic? It scared the shit out of him! Sigh..
One of the waiters dedicated himself to shooing away the cats when they got close, but it was no use. I’m just glad he slept without any nightmares.
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Happy Birthday, HAJ! Hope you enjoyed your birthday picnic;*
1Paul
wrote on 27 September 2009 at 10:27
Whoops.
2eshda3wa
wrote on 27 September 2009 at 14:31
loool
im kind of like that kid
a cat passes by and i go hysterical
3F.
wrote on 27 September 2009 at 18:38
That doesn’t mean you’re going tobe a bad mother…
Just that your kids are going to be…well…
different?
Hehe…Ehm!
4Amethyst
wrote on 27 September 2009 at 19:11
Paul
Yeah..
eshda3wa
Hehe, be glad I’m not there to traumatize you;p
F.
Different? Good different or bad different? Ahem!
5N.
wrote on 27 September 2009 at 19:29
Yeah.. maskeen :p Enshalla you will be an awesome mother, remember who we are dear.. The Awesomes ;*
6Moos
wrote on 28 September 2009 at 23:59
unemployed? oh boy! I don’t know how AWESOME that is!!
enjoy it while it lasts
7HAJ
wrote on 3 October 2009 at 19:38
Thankkss babe ;* I absolutely loved my picnic!!!!
8Amethyst
wrote on 10 October 2009 at 23:37
N.
Aw, baby!;*
Moos
Lol! I don’t expect you to know;p
HAJ
I’m SO glad;*
9Daddy's Girl
wrote on 19 October 2009 at 13:36
looool 3adi
i scared my little bro so bad once, he still sleeps with the lights on and the quran under his pillow. he is 25 years old… screwed him baaad… i think his wife will hate me for it
o not only him will be scared, if i was there i would have stood on the table and jumped up and down screaming my head off… not only cats, any other life thingy that walks by would get the same treatment…
10Immaturely Mature
wrote on 2 November 2009 at 3:24
LOL
Try scaring a pack of preschool girls, then we’ll talk
11Amethyst
wrote on 9 November 2009 at 14:25
Daddy’s Girl
LOL! Love that sort of evilness;p
Immaturely Mature
Done
12Vinnie
wrote on 9 November 2009 at 18:01
LoooooooL
Ma3lish
Here’s the thing, u say to yourself your gonna be a bad mother and you will be
You say to yourself your gonna be a good mother and you will be
So which do u prefer?
You should’ve given the kid a wepon like high heels and told him to attack the cat by atleast throwing it on it.. that would’ve taught him to fight
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Am gonna be a good father aren’t I
13Amethyst
wrote on 10 November 2009 at 12:26
Vinnie
I’m not telling myself anything. I think I’ll do my best, and whatever happens happens.
I did! I gave him my flip flop! And I told him to yell and charge.. but he didn’t;p
And you being a good father is a high possibility, but it depends on a whole lot of stuff..