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[HAPPY BIRTHDAY J;*]

P.S. I know I’m late on here;p

Aunt: Eklay, laish ma takleen?

Me: Shab3ana!

Mom: Haw, shloun shab3ana wentay tawech fa6ra?

Me: Shab3ana ba3ad sheno.. Kalait shwaya bas mabi;\

Aunt: Wee ma kalaitay shay! 3a6eni 9a7nech khal a7e6lech!

Me: La wallah khalti 7adi shab3ana magdar akel shay.

Aunt: Geltlech 3a6eni lo shwaya!

Mom: 3a6eeha khal et7e6lech shwaya!

Me: Magdar akel!

Seriously? Do I have to go through that every time I eat at my aunt’s? Blekh;\ Oh, and I have a bump now. I’m in denial. I’m not going to call it a karsha. Forget it. I’m hoping it’ll go away once I start school.

I know I haven’t been posting much. I’ve been mentally busy. I’m thinking too much to clear my head enough to write a post. I thought of going on a break, but I’ll probably do that when school starts. I don’t know. School. Argh. Kelish mu wagta, but okay.

I’ve slipped into a wanting to have a baby phase. Minus the pregnancy. I want an instant baby. Temporarily. Just until I have classes again. I think.

My mom is in denial. And then she’s not. And then she is again. And then she’s not again. It’s fun to watch.

I need black heels. I’m too lazy to go shopping.

I’m not racist or anything. But this is really weird for me. Our new housemate speaks Lebanese. She doesn’t look like she can do that! And when she talks, I always turn around expecting to see someone else. Marilyn, our other housemate, finds it hilariously funny. She comes up to my room cracking up telling me that she just heard her say “ma bedi.” I mean I know it’s mean, but it’s funny!

I love shocking people. Evil. I don’t care.

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  1. 1Aurous

    the aunt thing is a must… They can’t see you sitting and not eating..
    so just eat veeeeeery slowly so you finish with them and no one bugs you :)

    looool at your housemate.. ;p

  2. 2ZoN

    ur not racist, ur sexist shino 3alaqat the men eb ur post.. laish 7a6ah the men oo mo mitkalma 3anhom :P
    housemate with a lebanese accent is pretty cool :D

  3. 3amethystos

    Aurous
    Even if I eat slowly, they keep piling onto my plate;\

    Hehe, ee.. Tawha etgoul 7ag yadeti, “badek hayda?” Yadeti en9admat bas et6ale3ha :P

    ZoN
    I’ll let you know later ;)

    It’s funny! :D

  4. 4arch96madi

    looool! i was at mama mo’s the other day oo kan 3indaha 5adama hindiya yideeda oo 5arba6t,, cuz u told me ina 5adamatkom titkalam libnani fa 5arba6t oo i thought ina ihya ili itikalam libnani… fa i looked at her,, i laughed in my head oo i just looked away and talked to the other 5idama:p looooooooooooooooooooooolll! (do u get it??!!)

  5. 5amethystos

    H;*
    Lol! Read what you wrote again weli y3afeech, bas I get it;p

  6. 6brokesaudi

    By housemate do you mean maid?, or do you actually have roommates? Get a dog, it’ll help with the baby cravings.

  7. 73anooda

    LOOOOOOOOOL

    excuse me kil shay ga3id ytha7ikni il youm

    ilmuhim – with aunts and family in general they think its an insult lo ma kalaiti – chanich itgooleen ineh il akil ma yinfa3.

  8. 8Haj

    LOOOL Marilyn, wallah 3ajeeeba!!!!! shes hilarious!!

    remember me and my wanting a baby phase? lol but i actually wanted the whole pregnancy, i thought it would be fine to have a baby bump and go shopping for maternal clothes ;p

  9. 9Balqees

    i need to mu=nay stuff and REALLY lazy to go shopping :S
    i’ll wrte u a list and when u go u can get them for me
    thnx babe :P

    and well u shoulld get used to the senario at ur ants hous
    shklha m6wla okl ma tro7een hnak nafs alshay :P

  10. 10big pearls

    u have a bump? karsha? ma a9adgech:p

  11. 11archer612

    Missed your posts!!! :P

    loool.. aham shay your aunt. She seems.. sweet :P

    Oh, and.. I think they have those. Instant baby mix. Tilgainhom eb Sultan Center :)

  12. 12eshda3wa

    what do u do that shocks ppl?

  13. 13Balqees

    mu=nay << his word elli madri kef 6l3t ketha is actually buy LOL

    i have no freakin idea how keth 6l3at
    so mashi 7alk :P

  14. 14journal entry

    so now u have the karsha that u like!
    someone can enjoy resting their head on it ;p
    bs don’t worry.. it’s normal in ermuthan to have a temporary karshah!

  15. 15amethystos

    brokesaudi
    Yes, I mean “maid.” I don’t believe in that term.

    I’m scared of dogs :P

    3anooda
    The7kay 3ala ra7tech! Hehe :)

    Ee etsadgeen, madry sheno qesat`hum;\

    Haj
    Adri;p

    Lol, I do! But 7ada no, thanks :P

    Balqees
    La mashkoora! I’ll have to take care of myself first;p

    7ad`ha em6awla.. It’ll last a lifetime :(

    big pearls
    Tara abchi! And it’s going to go away!

    Archer
    Wlahat 3alaik el3afya ;)

    She is;p

    Sij?! Get me! Abi two!

    Eshda3wa
    I’ll post about it in around 2 weeks :)

    Balqees
    I got it, hehe :P

    Journal Entry
    No! It’s not a karsha karsha! And I don’t like it!
    *Cries*

    Yeah, it’ll go away once I start school inshallah.

  16. 16N.

    lol @ the crack dude

  17. 17amethystos

    N.
    Love him!;p

  18. 18F.

    Regarding your baby-craving state…genpets anyone?!

    LOL reminds me of Dr. M…I can’t believe I haven’t seen him since the day I did his exam. :P *Sigh” the good ol’ days.

  19. 19Hamitaf La B

    Shocking people… i love doing that =)

    Oh and about the whole EKLAY EKLAY…. ARGH….. if i want to eat i’ll eat… if i don’t want to eat.. i won’t eat… nonetheless its better than… bessich akel wayid kalaitay… no?

  20. 20PaLoMiNo

    hehehehhee ahaaam shy ma bediiiiiiiii LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  21. 21amethystos

    F.
    Genpets are FREAKY!

    Malat 3alaih;\

    Hamitaf La B
    Me too *evil smile*

    7ada it’s better. I’ve been there;\

    PaLoMiNo
    Ee, esh3abalech?;p

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