Dead Fish Omnibus Simpleton

Thursday, 11 September 2008, 14:26 | Category : Uncategorized
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She woke up. The sun hasn’t come up yet. She must have dosed off. Strands of her messy hair are matted to her wet face. She didn’t sleep for long. Twenty minutes? Maybe. She hauls herself over the side of her bed and walks towards her bathroom. With as little noise as possible, she opens her bathroom door then closes it behind her.

She stares at herself in the mirror. Red swollen eyes. Stained mascara. Helpless expression. Tangled hair. She brushes everything out of her face. That’s not her in the mirror, she thinks. Not really. She sighs and washes her face with cold water. She dries it with a towel. Deep breath. Not a sigh. Just a long deep breath.

She looks at herself in the mirror again. That won’t do. She sinks down to the cold floor and cries. Waiting to know what to do.. And she can’t remember what happened next.

[Happy Birthday Bro;*]

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  1. 1Anonymous

    Nice undies ;)

  2. 2amethystos

    That wouldn’t be me :)

  3. 3do0da

    ^^ explains why their nice :p

  4. 4Ruby Woo

    gosh i just love C & H!

  5. 5archer612

    Why does she cry?! :(

    Happy Birthday Amethyst’s Bro :)

  6. 6big pearls

    I like the socks!;)

  7. 7amethystos


    Ruby Woo
    Hehe, me too! :D

    She’s frustrated and helpless.

    Thanks ;)

    Big Pearls
    Hehe :P

  8. 8do0da

    i seem to be asking for one l8ly :P

    and wats with ur extremely violent nature uve threatened to hit me in nearly every other reply =P

  9. 9vixenfatale

    Happy birthday bro ^^

    The bathroom floor, so many memories! O kella crying madri laish :D

  10. 10amethystos

    Lol! Have I? Well, you admitted yourself that you’re asking for violence. I’m a very peaceful nonchalant person though w 6ragi tickles :P

    Thanks :)


  11. 11Coconut

    a rarely cry, but when i do, i cry in the closet or on the roof.

  12. 12Coconut


  13. 13amethystos

    Privacy is essential when crying. I agree with that.

  14. 14lone.rangeress.63

    “she can’t remember what happened next” because she finally felt serene in that isolated zone, on the bathroom floor…

  15. 15Balqees

    i really am speechless

    coz i hate crying and in the bathroom is the only place i cry
    so i really don’t know wt to say or wt to write
    all i know is beautifully writen as always

  16. 16Hamitaf La B

    - What a bloody mess
    - Crying in the bathroom is a healthy thing… i believe!!

  17. 17Disturbed Stranger

    deeply expressed
    beautifully written

  18. 18KTDP


  19. 19amethystos

    lone.rangeress.63 :)

    Thank you!

    Hamitaf La B
    Crying is healthy anywhere;p

    Disturbed Stranger

    KTDP :P

  20. 20iRise

    Oh… crying in the bathroom means it’s something bloody important! I hate crying in the bathroom… I hope it gets better….

  21. 21amethystos

    Hehe, keep in mind that some of my writing is fiction :)

  22. 22purelyorchid

    u like doing that don’t u.. getting our brains all intrigued and confused;p Its kinda fun though!.. happy birthday 2 ur bro;p

  23. 23amethystos

    Hehe, this is my outlet after all ;)

    Thanks! :)

  24. 24Enchantuer

    whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ?:(

  25. 25yawarakai

    i’d rather cry in bed myself.. its softer …
    happy birthday to ur brother :)

  26. 26amethystos


    True :)


  27. 27randall


  28. 28amethystos

    Thanks :)

  29. 29cinamania

    off topic..i ordered again from Muffys!:) first order was the fudge balls..they were yum..thanks! im getting the choco cupcaks and the layer cake!! cant wait!!

  30. 30amethystos

    Hehe, yay! I love those! The Layer Cake is heaven. It’s my absolute fave. Bon apetit ;)

  31. 31N.

    Happy Belated Birthday Bro ^_^

  32. 32amethystos

    Thanks :)

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