3aza

Monday, 29 September 2008, 12:24 | Category : Uncategorized
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[Update: The title has nothing to do with the post.] Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net — She sits on her reading chair. Breathing nervously into her phone. Typing distractedly on her laptop. Heart beating frantically at the sounds and silences wafting up from right underneath her feet. Her mind’s mental gears are clanking from the [...]

ღTheMen

Saturday, 27 September 2008, 13:26 | Category : Uncategorized
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net — [HAPPY BIRTHDAY J;*] P.S. I know I’m late on here;p — Aunt: Eklay, laish ma takleen? Me: Shab3ana! Mom: Haw, shloun shab3ana wentay tawech fa6ra? Me: Shab3ana ba3ad sheno.. Kalait shwaya bas mabi;\ Aunt: Wee ma kalaitay shay! 3a6eni 9a7nech khal a7e6lech! Me: La wallah khalti 7adi shab3ana magdar [...]

Mushrooms

Monday, 22 September 2008, 13:47 | Category : Uncategorized
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net — Warning: This is a rant. What’s up with people telling you what to worship and how to worship? Yes, religion is a set of guidelines that you follow if you feel like you can believe in them. But it all comes down to you. You get to choose what [...]

No More Dancing

Sunday, 21 September 2008, 12:17 | Category : Uncategorized
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net — Once upon a time, there was a serial killer who found immense pleasure in murdering little kids. How come fairy tales never start this way? That was part of a long inanimate thinking session. Anyway, I’ve made it pretty clear that I don’t like fairy tales (unless they’re Hans [...]

Longing

Friday, 19 September 2008, 16:32 | Category : Uncategorized
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net — Muffy Cake Booth Movenpick Convention Center: Shuwaikh, Free Trade Zone Thursday 18th – Saturday 20th After Esha Prayer — She falls out of bed. She doesn’t wince in pain. She doesn’t cry out. She doesn’t even blink. She sits up and draws her knees up to her deadpan expression. [...]

Why Poshlust You Ask?

Tuesday, 16 September 2008, 21:42 | Category : Uncategorized
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net — It’s my blog’s birthday. I wanted to do something creative, but I’m mentally ovewhelmed and so, I can’t really think. I owe a lot to Poshlust. It changed and continues to change my life. Through happy and hard times, I let things out here. [...]

Backseat II

Sunday, 14 September 2008, 19:44 | Category : Uncategorized
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net —  Dear *, I really do love you. I do. Really. Yes, I’m repeating it. I’m trying to emphasize in case you think I’m at a loss for words. That’s not the case. I just need to make sure that you understand that you’re the [...]

Dead Fish Omnibus Simpleton

Thursday, 11 September 2008, 14:26 | Category : Uncategorized
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net — She woke up. The sun hasn’t come up yet. She must have dosed off. Strands of her messy hair are matted to her wet face. She didn’t sleep for long. Twenty minutes? Maybe. She hauls herself over the side of her bed and walks towards her bathroom. With as [...]

Scared

Monday, 8 September 2008, 11:11 | Category : Uncategorized
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net — A: What’s new? Amethyst: Nothing you’d be very much concerned about. A: Really? Amethyst: M hmm.. A: I don’t believe you. Amethyst: I don’t expect you to. A: So you’re lying? Amethyst: Lying honestly A: Is there such thing? Amethyst: There is now. A: [...]

Enrolled

Saturday, 6 September 2008, 10:46 | Category : Uncategorized
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net — She walks into the big hall in her new short sleeved mid calf flowy cream dress with lavender embroidery. She has styled her hair like Aphrodite would, and so, her big lavender stud earrings twinkle as they catch the light. She makes sure her [...]