This post is for those who do not know what HAJS is (especially Chikapappi). HAJS is the collective noun my 3 best friends and I use to refer to ourselves. Examples: Mom: Where are you going? Moi: HAJS gathering. Friend: What did you do yesterday? Moi: Hung out with HAJS. The word HAJS is a [...]
People, it’s official. I’m in love with my professor’s mind. He gave us Chaucer on the first day. He acts while reading out loud. He does a very slow basic mambo dance step repetitively while reading poetry to the class. He wears nice clothes. He looks clean. He speaks perfect English. He makes us laugh. [...]
[Happy Birthday HAJ! You're a must-have in everyone's life babe, and you got no idea how much I love you;*] — Okay. Let’s start with KU. One of my literature professors talks weird. I mean she rambles and says things like “an information”, “literatures”, and “ya 3youni.” So, I don’t think I’ll be able to [...]
Today. First day of uni. The professor I’m excited about didn’t show up. — Another Randomania folks.. Stevie thinks I should have been name Tenille. Don’t tell people how to drive while they are driving (hassawi;*). A says Poshlust sounds like an oriental flower. The only people I can talk religion with are HAJS. I [...]
Today I went to KU, and it was awful. I have to stop here because I’m fasting (if I go on, I’ll swear). Ghalia and Farah, I saw you guys part of that blessed morning, so you know what happened. Question: If your clients are upset, do you stop working? — What’s up with the [...]
I decided to let you guys into my head. Some are censored the way the government likes it. The ones I find funny are in maroon. I love Andy Warhol. James Frey isn’t someone I’d want to be friends with. My younger brother’s principal has red, spiked hair and dies a chunk of it according [...]
Recently, I read Reading Lolita in Tehran, and the author asks each of her students to define the word “poshlust”. I defined it, too. Poshlustadj. poshlustya point nearest to perfectionSo, in celebration of my poshlust definition, I decided to name my blog poshlust.P.S. I don’t know what you should expect.